Shark!

I renewed my Valium prescription after overdosing on The Discovery Channel’s Shark Week. Did you see some of those shows? Monstrous sharks that skyrocket 15 feet out of the water to wrap their jaws around giant birds in flight. And how about those nuts, victims of a shark attack, who can’t wait to get back in the water with them?
Now I see man-eaters everywhere.
Check out this innocent and touching portrait of Christina and Vito on a Northern Michigan dock. Now look at the background.
Shark!